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Foolish Monsters Of Flimflam

Welcome Rock...Errrrr .... I mean .... monster fans!

Why are the Hansons featured in our new special issue?

Because they had some monster pop hits! Yep! That's all it takes to get a special issue around here. Are you scared to watch monster movies in the dark? E-mail us! Maybe we can work out a deal on a special issue about you!

Update: Our last issue " Monster hamburgers ~ A tribute to fast food " was our biggest selling special issue to date followed by "Tim Allen~Why I like the Munsters car" Double special issue and The 10 cover issue of "We have no pride left although we did mention monsters twice in this special issue " special issue.

  • READ: Our mommy took us to see a monster movie once and 2 out of 3 of us pee'd our pants!

  • READ: Who's your favorite Hanson?

  • READ: Hey! Wait a minute. Most Hanson fans can't read yet!

Collect all 200 covers!

Read what they are saying about our Hanson special issue Fearbook:

"Oh good God man ! Have you no pride?" Roger Corman

"Are they nuts?" Bert I. Gordon

"And I thought I made crap!" Ed Wood's ghost

"Geeeez! What garbage!" Ed Wood's ghost [ again ]

"PeeeeeeUuuuuu!" Ed Wood's ghost [ I'm back! ]

"What's with all of those special issues?" Guess who?

Boris who? Bela what? Forget those guys! Its here! The new Hansons Special issue ~ The true horror stars of the 90's!*

*That whirrrrrrrring sound you hear is Vincent Price spinning in his grave!

This special issue is sure to be a "sell-out!"

That's right! We scraped the bottom of the barrel once again to bring you the final gasps of our publication! This may be our big "Kiss-of death" special issue!

Coming in December [ If we are still around! ]

The Spice Girls "Special Issue".

She's not a Monster but she does have hair like "The Bride of Frankenstein" and her name is Scary! Good 'nuff for us!

FOOLISH MONSTERS OF FLIMFLAM

SPECIAL BACK SPECIAL ISSUES

  • #265 Fran the Nanny~"I was almost in a monster movie once" Special Issue [ 30 different covers ]

  • #266 Pee Wee Herman ~ "Why I like x-rated monster movies" special issue [ 763 different covers ]

  • #267 Ford monster truck repair manual special issue [ 18760 different covers ]

New section!

De-fanged Mail

Dear Dr.Fake-ula ~ I have a monster pimple on the tip of my nose. Any chance of doing a "special issue" about it?

F.D.A ~ You bet! See our "special" September issue coming out in June!

Dear Dr.Fake-ula ~ I ate a spoiled hotdog and now I have monster cramps. How about a "special issue" on the runs?

F.D.A ~ No problem! See our June "special issue" The monster of Pepto Bismo issue coming out in September!