DECEMBER
21, 2045
FORMER PRESIDENT
CLINTON GIVES HIS 1,000,000TH "
MEA CULPA " SPEECH
 I
HAVE SINNED ! I LET THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DOWN...I
LET MONICA DOWN , WHOM I HAD AN INAPPROPRIATE BUT
LEGAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH... I LET MY THEN UNBORN
GREAT GRAND CHILDREN DOWN.... I LET MY FORMER
WIVES HILLERY , CANDI , BABETTE , BAMBI , BUFFY
AND GIGI DOWN...BUT WHAT I REGRET MOST IS THAT I
LET GERALDO
RIVERA DOWN !
EXCUSE ME...I HAVE TO PEE
AGAIN !
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