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THE STARR TAPES SEGMENT 1-THE DENIAL STARR-MR.PRESIDENT,PLEASE STATE YOUR FULL NAME. CLINTON-WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON,BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME "BJ". STARR-DID YOU EVER HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MONICA LEWENSKY? CLINTON-IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY SEXUAL RELATIONS. STARR-YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.THE DIRTY DEED-THE SHAG DADDY......NOTE #1-MR.CLINTON BEGINS TO DROOL AT THIS POINT. CLINTON-I DON'T RECALL! STARR-PLEASE MR.CLINTON! DID YOU EVER HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MS. LEWENSKY? CLINTON-I SUPPOSE IT WOULD DEPEND ON WHETHER OR NOT I WAS THE DEPONENT OR THE DEPONENTEE. STARR-DID YOU HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH..... CLINTON-NOW I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. I NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN...MISS LEWENSKY ...NOT A SINGLE TIME...NEVER!!!! NOT ONCE! STARR-NOT ONCE? CLINTON-MAYBE ONCE! STARR-ONLY ONCE? CLINTON-37 TIMES !.....FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. SEGMENT 2-THE COVER-UP STARR-MR.CLINTON,YOU ARE ON RECORD AS SAYING YOU DIDN'T ASK ANYONE TO COVER-UP YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MS.LEWENSKY. CLINTON-NOW LET ME CORRECT YOU MR. STARR...I HAD AN IMPROPER RELATIONSHIP , WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS AN REGULAR RELATIONSHIP. I NEVER ASKED ANYONE TO LIE.NOT A SINGLE TIME! NEVER! NOTE #2-MR.CLINTON APPEARS VERY ANGRY STARR-NOT ONCE? CLINTON-MAYBE ONCE.NOTE #3 -MR.CLINTON APPEARS SLIGHTLY LESS ANGRY STARR-ONLY ONCE? CLINTON-51 TIMES...FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!NOTE #4-MR. CLINTON BEGINS TO GIGGLE. SEGMENT 3-MORE DETAILS STARR-MR.CLINTON.DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF SEX? NOTE #5-AT THIS POINT MR.CLINTON STORMS OUT OF THE ROOM. SEGMENT 4-STILL GONE SEGMENT 5-HE'S BACK! STARR-DID YOU HAVE A NICE BREAK WHILE YOU WERE GONE? CLINTON-WHO ME? I WASN'T GONE! STARR-YES YOU WERE GONE! CLINTON-NO I WASN'T! STARR-WAS TOO! CLINTON-WASN'T! STARR-WAS! CLINTON-I WAS HERE ALL THE TIME BUT I RENDERED MYSELF INVISIBLE TO FOOL YOU. STARR-NEVER MIND! SEGMENT 6-IS......? STARR-IS....NOTE #6-MR.CLINTON INTERUPTS MR.STARR CLINTON-WAIT A MOMENT MR.STARR! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IS ? IS IS IS OR IS IS AINT? IS AINT IS UNLESS IT IS IS, IS IT? OR AINT IT? SEGMENT 7-WHITE OW! STARR-MR.PRESIDENT. REGARDING THE CIGAR INCIDENT....... NOTE # 7-MR.CLINTON BEGINS TO HAVE FACIAL SPASMS-SEE VIDEO BELOW |
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POLLS IF PRESIDENT CLINTON LIED TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD YOU SUPPORT HIM OR CALL FOR HIS IMPEACHMENT? SUPPORT-58% IMPEACH-42% IF HE LIED AND COMMITTED PURGERY BEFORE A GRAND JURY? SUPPORT-63% IMPEACH-37% IF HE LIED-COMMITTED PURGERY-AND KICKED HIS DOG? SUPPORT-87% IMPEACH-13% IF HE LIED-COMMITTED PURGERY-KICKED HIS DOG AND STOLE ALL THE MONEY FROM FORT KNOX AND FLED TO RUSSIA WITH AN 18 YEAR OLD INTERN NAMED TIMMY? SUPPORT-100% IMPEACH-0% FACTOID DID YOU KNOW THAT THE AVERAGE POLL GIVER IS: AGE-32.3 SEX MALE 15% FEMALE 20% WHITEHOUSE STAFF 65% INCOME [ INCLUDING HUSH MONEY ] $295,000 EDUCATION 14.2 YEARS OF COLLAGE IQ 2.3 |
E-MAIL TO LINDA TRIPP TO: LINDA FROM: MONICA SUBJECT: BIG CREEP ATTACHMENT: C:/MEANDBILL.JPG hi linda-thinking about the big creep all day.i have been writing his name over and over in my "saved by the bell" notebook-monica and big creep-big creep and monica.over and over and over.i wish i could be like sabrina and cast a magic love spell over him.he said that i was way cool and all that and that i am like swell but i can tell he wants an older woman,like maybe 24 or something.i asked him last week if ,like, maybe we could be married someday and he said if he could only get rid of the "old battle-ax".what is a battle-ax? is that what causes "little joe" to point west?the big creep taught me a new way to play spin-the-bottle the other night. way cool!i cried all through "full house" last night thinking about him.he once told me that our song would be "yummy-yummy-yummy" so now whenever i hear it i start to cry.i love the way he bites his lip, like when he gets really nervous about something . don't you think he looks really cute when he does that? he's the cutest boy i know. don't you think he's cuter than the hansons?what am i to do?should i break it off with him?help me . you are the only person i can trust, for sure !let's talk it over at lunch today. i sure could use a happy meal,and no i don't mean the big creep ha! ha! do you like the photo's of me and the big creep i attached to this message?betty got a new camera to keep quiet.
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