DITZ DETERGENTTM

DON'T THROW YOUR FAVORITE DRESS AWAY!

REMOVES

GRAVY STAINS

GRASS STAINS

CARPET STAINS

EVEN THOSE STUBBORN DNA STAINS!

FEEL-LIPSTM

MILK OF AMNESIA

WERE YOU EVER ALONE WITH MISS LEWINSKY?

I DON'T RECALL,I CAN'T REMEMBER, I DON'T KNOW, AND I'M NOT SURE!

UH....WE USE IT TOO ! I THINK !

THIS WEEKS PRIMETIME SCHEDULE

MONDAY ACTION NIGHT

8:00 PM TERMINATOR 2

10:00 PM MAKING OF TERMINATOR 2

12:00 AM INDEPENDENCE DAY

TUESDAY COMEDY NIGHT

8:00 PM INDEPENDENCE DAY

10:00 PM MAKING OF INDEPENDENCE DAY

11:00 PM TERMINATOR 2

WEDNESDAY MYSTERY NIGHT

8:00 PM MAKING OF TERMINATOR 2

9:00 PM TERMINATOR 2

11:00 PM INDEPENDENCE DAY

THURSDAY SUSPENSE NIGHT

8:00 PM TERMINATOR 2

10:00 PM INDEPENDENCE DAY

12:00 AM TERMINATOR 2

FRIDAY FAMILY NIGHT

8:00 PM UNREAL SEX 1

9:00 PM UNREAL SEX 2

10:00 PM UNREAL SEX 3

11:00 PM UNREAL SEX 4

12:00 AM THE MAKING OF UNREAL SEX

DAVID DOODY

LAWYER PUPPETTM

IT WILL SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO SAY!

NO STRINGS ATTACHED!

" THE PRESIDENT IS 100% INNOCENT "

THE

DOODY

TOY COMPANY TM

" WE'RE FULL OF DOODY! "