LOADING .......PLEASE WAIT

TIME TRAVEL

THE DREAMS OF VISIONARIES SUCH AS H.G. WELLS AND SHERMAN & PEABODY. JOIN SPIKE AND HIS ADVENTURES TO THE FUTURE. CONTINUE ON TO SEE SNAPSHOTS OF ACTUAL FUTURE EVENTS !

BUT FIRST A FEW

LETTERS TO SPIKE

DEAR SPIKE, WHAT IS TIME TRAVEL? - JOHNNY QUEST DEAR JOHNNY- IMAGINE TIME AS YOU WOULD A SOAP BUBBLE. IT HAS NO BEGINNING AND IT HAS NO END. IT IS SEAMLESS. WHAT I DO IS SKIM THE TIME BUBBLE. EVERY PLACE I TOUCH DOWN IS A DIFFERENT TIME AND A DIFFERENT PLACE. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT I ONLY REPORT ON EVENTS THAT TAKE PLACE IN THE FUTURE. WHY YOU MAY ASK? BECAUSE THE PAST ISN'T VERY FUNNY!

DEAR MR.SPIKE, ARE YOU THE SMARTEST PERSON ON EARTH? - BILLY DEER BILLY-YES I ARE.

SPIKE, I TRUST YOU READ MY PAPERS I SENT YOU ON TIME TRAVEL.-ALBERT EINSTEIN DEAR AL - YES I DID AND I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF HOOEY!

HEY HEY SPIKE, CAN THE PAST BE CHANGED? - M. DOLENZ DEAR M - YES IT CAN, BUT WITH GREAT CAUTION. EXAMPLE- I CONVINCED ABE LINCOLN TO SKIP THE THEATER TO STAY HOME AND WATCH "MUST SEE TV" . HE WAS KILLED THE VERY NEXT DAY WHILE IN A PHONE BOOTH ....BY A GUY DRIVING AN OUT - OF - CONTROL FORD!

HI SPIKE, ARE YOU MARRIED? I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE PHOTOS I SENT YOU - LOLITA HI LOLITA - NO I'M NOT MARRIED AND I DO LIKE THE PHOTOS! [ AND I THOUGHT YOU COULD ONLY EAT CREAMED CORN ] !

HI SPIKE, ARE YOU MARRIED? - BRUCE YES!

HI SPIKE, OK SO I MISSPELLED POTATOE. OH DAMN ! I DID IT AGAIN ! IT WAS A SIMPLE MISTAKE. WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING THIS UP? HOW ABOUT GIVING ME A BRAKE? - D.QUAYLE NO COMMENT

SEPTEMBER 28,2003

^{HAIR CLUB O' ARKANSAS} 

"I'M NOT ONLY THE PRESIDENT...I'M A CLIENT TOO!"

CITIZEN BILL CLINTON ANNOUNCES NEW BUSINESS VENTURE TO RJ REYNOLDS VP AL GORE

MARCH 22,2033

HOWARD STERN

RETIRES FROM BROADCASTING

"HEY ROBIN...

ARE YOU WEARING ANYTHING UNDER YOUR DEPENDS ? COME ON...LET ME SEE! "

NOVEMBER 13, 2001

AFTER AN ASSKICKING ON THE HOUSE FLOOR BY PRESIDENT JESSE VENTURA, BARNEY FRANK CALLS FOR HIS IMPEACHMENT. "HE LIED WHEN HE SAID THAT HE WAS A HANDS ON PWEZIDENT!"

I TOLD ELMER FUDD NOT TO TOUCH ME!

NOVEMBER 25, 2002

WANNABEE ACTOR AND MADDOG KILLER ALEC "ROCKY THE ROCK" BALDWIN CAPTURED ! HENRY HYDE, THE ONLY SURVIVING MEMBER OF THE BRUTAL STONING MURDER OF HIS FAMILY, IS SET TO TESTIFY.

PHOTO COURTESY OF HOLLYWOOD POLICE DEPARTMENT AND BOUTIQUE

" I HOPE THEY FRY THE DIRTY BASTARD! BETTER YET I HOPE THEY MAKE HIM WATCH HIS BROTHERS' MOVIES! [ HEE-HEE! ] HEY! I WONDER WHAT KIM'S DOING TONIGHT? "

WHAT PEOPLE WILL BE SAYING ABOUT

" IT SUC..SU..S..IT STINKS "~ M.LEWINSKY

" GRATE WEBSITE "~ D. QUAYLE

" I CAN TELL MADE-UP CRAP WHEN I SEE IT " ~ S. BRILL