Al [Al] Gore Democratic party I want to be president because I don't want to go back to pig farming. That's all I have to say right now.
" I SAID YOUR RIGHT HAND, YOU BIG DUMMY! " |
Reform party Why do I want to be president? Because I want to! Take a few minutes to look at my photo. I have full sultry lips. A beautiful head of hair. I'm so damned pretty! I have an outgoing personality. I'm rich! I'm the smartest man on earth. I would be the best president that money can buy. Did I mention that I'm rich? Oh yeah! I'm better than you too! |
Elizabeth Dole Republican party
Why do I want to be president? Because I'm too damn tired to stay at home with Bob! He puts Viagra in everything. His oatmeal...stewed prunes...bathwater! Everything! I need some rest! |
J.Dan Quayle Republiecan partey
I'm sory butt I cude knot com up with enoff money two continue so I droped out! Sory!Buy buy four now but I'll sea you again in for years! |
Patrick J. Buchanan Republican party...Errr....I mean..Reform party
I can't tell you what you'll get if you vote for me but I can tell you what you'll get if you don't. How does an ass whoopin' sound,you son-of-a-bitches? |
George W. Bush Party,party,party party
It's party time! Party-party-party time! |
Spike O' Path Reform school party
Vote for me 'cause I will be a gooder president that all of the dummies above....'cause I are real smart! |
The Donald Trump 
