| First the breaking news: We were the
first to announce, in our Future Schlock section, that
the President would have an affair with a Whitehouse
intern , although we said it would be with an intern
named Timmy. We predicted synthetic earwax [ April 3,1999
] edible Depends [ March 14,1998] and we predicted that
Yugo would stop production of their wildly successful
automobile [ May,1,1997 ]. Now on to the current
news.....This is the 6th attempt at publishing this damn
website. Everytime we get it up,so to speak, it goes
down,so to speak. [ Can you believe that we have been
around in one form or another for over a year now? Do you
give a damn? ] Our first server was down more than a
Whitehouse intern snorting Viagra. Finally it croaked!
The second server went belly-up within 2 day's of
up-loading our files! The third one never accepted our
passwords or returned our e-mails. The 4th one let us
upload 2 pages,spluttered,farted,and then went out of
buisness. Number 5 kicked us off!!! Never fear! We
now have 4 more sites , each with features unique to that
site plus the same ol' crap you see here. That way we
improve our chance of being seen and run four companies
out of business at once . There's enough stupid people
and stupid stuff going on to fill each one with lot's of
different crap! To be honest, the entire staff at
"Spike's Frenzy" dislikes just about everybody
and everything so the " Well of insults" will
never go dry. We don't even like each other!!!
Hey! one of the staff just flipped me off! Speaking of
birds, Fabio fans [ and who isn't? ] may want to click on
the "Fab 4" link below. It features some great unpublished
photos of our favorite "hunk". Inside you will
find some of my cartoons that was published in HOOT magazine [
and some that were not ]. Check out "Life's a
Hoot" & "Feeding Frenzy" . HOOT now has
their own website at so be sure to check them out. Now
ya'all won't have to e-mail me for their address. Oh wow!
Yet another one of our servers went belly-up [ April
12th! ] Can you believe it? Geeeezzzz ! That's ok 'cause
we are back at 4 sites again! Stay tuned! ~ Spike
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| We have visitors from all
over the world [ and one from Pluto! ]! Our friends
in Japan leads with the number of visits followed by:
Italy,Germany,Malaysia,Australia,Canada,Netherlands,Sweden,UK,Singapore,Israel,Belgium,Switzerland,Spain,Finland,Taiwan,France,Denmark,United
Arab Emiritates,Norway,New
Zealand,Peru,Philippines,Poland,Hong
Kong,China,Iceland,Mexico,
India,Chile,Russia,Macedonia,Scotland,Yugoslovia,Saudi
Arabia,Norway,Slovenia,Lithuania,and of course we have
lot's of hits from the good ol' U.S.A! Every country have
1 thing in common.....they all think this site stinks!
Update:
After 5 weeks our old server Bawel.net is back from the
grave , so I renamed this site Spike's Frenzy "
Return of the living Dud " ! It is
good to see them back though. That puts us up to 5 sites
now with the same ol' crap that you , the viewers ,
demand!
Update:
We are starting to put the the "bonus" stuff on
each site. Check back at the main page at each site to
see if it has the "bonus" link.
Take me back to the main page!
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"Damn! I'm too late!"
